At 20 years old, TikToker @creasisco downloaded a dating app for the first time and decided to give it a try after getting out of a long-term relationship.
She matched with a super cute guy who asked her out on a date right away, which seemed promising. He was supposed to pick her up at 8 p.m., but at 7:30, he texted her to cancel. Apparently, he had to pick up his mother from the airport.
Now fully dressed with nowhere to go, she didn’t want to waste a perfectly good outfit and a full face of makeup. So, instead of staying home, she reopened the dating app and swiped away, searching for someone else to take her out. She ended up matching with a guy named Teddy.
Teddy pulled up to her place in a beat-up car that looked like something a kidnapper would drive. It was rusty, the paint was peeling, and the inside smelled like old wood and nails. Still, she got in the car.
He didn’t have a plan, so he took her to the nearest coffee shop that was open at 8 p.m. He parked about three blocks away from the coffee shop.
When he got out of the car, she realized that he was shorter than she was. He saw a bar nearby and wanted to go in. He abruptly walked in without waiting for @creasisco.
Once he returned, they headed to the coffee shop. He tried to buy her coffee, but she didn’t want a caffeinated beverage so late at night.
He ordered an Americano, obviously trying to seem sophisticated. But when he took a sip, he immediately made a disgusted face.
They sat and talked, but the conversation was boring. Finally, the date wrapped up, and he drove her back to her place. They were sitting in his car when he suddenly stared at her chest and said that she had a “perfect rack.”
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She just looked at him with fear in her eyes, unsure how to respond to such an inappropriate comment. She didn’t have any time to think of a response anyway because directly after that, he asked her how much she weighed.
Before she could say anything, he confidently blurted out that she must be 80 pounds. Eventually, she escaped the car and made it safely inside her home.
“Never let me go on a date ever again, ever again in my life,” she stated. “I never want to go on a date. I never want to meet another man, actually, ever again in my life.”
Honestly, it’s hard to blame her. Some dating experiences don’t just lower your expectations for romance; they drag the bar below the floor and down under into the Earth’s core.
By Emily Chan
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