She Accidentally Peed Her Pants On A Date, And She’s Hoping You Have A Worst First Date Story To Share
Nothing gets worse than this. The first date that TikToker Noelle, @noellereyna, went on would be anyone’s nightmare. It’s an impossible situation with no way to be resolved well.
Like many, she met a guy and decided to go out with him on a date on the same day that they met. All seemed to go well at first, and prospects were high.
“I was with this guy that I had met maybe an hour before,” she said. “He planned this evening of going out for a drink, walking on the beach, and then going to dinner at a very nice restaurant nearby.”
When she says that it was a “nice restaurant,” it was a really nice and really fancy restaurant. So much so that the restaurant policy didn’t allow for cancellations and required you to show up for your reservation; otherwise, you’d lose your $100 deposit, Noelle explained.
However, it all starts to crumble the minute they go out to grab a drink. Noelle explains that the Dark and Stormy that she orders are not a normal size drink.
It is a massive glass–something that is crucial to the crux of the story at a later point in their date.
“Lots of liquid; I’m a five feet tall person,” she said. “I drank two of those.”
While going for a walk on the beach to a lighthouse, she realizes something is wrong and that she needs to fix the situation quickly.
TikTok; pictured above is Noelle in her video
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“At the lighthouse, I start feeling the liquids,” Noelle said. “I gotta pee, like right now.”
When she told him she needed the bathroom, she thought it was all going to be ok because he was understanding about her urgent need. He said that they should walk to the restaurant because it was close by, Noelle explained.
“It wasn’t close,” she said. “I start like waddling ’cause I can’t hold it in anymore! It is physically painful, like I want to cry; I have to pee so bad.”
This is where the nightmare begins for Noelle in a unique experience that hopefully will never happen to her again.
“He’s walking ahead of me, like, directing me to this restaurant,” she explains. “And all of a sudden…I just fall to the ground in front of all these people, and I’m wearing light grey pants, so there was no like, ‘oh, I’m tying my shoe.'”
She unexpectedly had probably the most embarrassing thing of her life happen to her in front of a crowd of strangers.
“Everyone knew what I was doing,” she said. “I just start peeing, and since he’s ahead of me, like I have to shout to get him to stop fast.”
To make matters worse, she didn’t just ask him to stop and turn around, she shouted out to him what happened to her while in front of a crowd.
“I’m like, ‘hey! stop! I’m peeing!'” she said. “There’s nothing else to say.”
There’s no resolution to the story, as it cuts off with her explaining that he turned around and was absolutely shocked. She just admitted defeat at that point.
“I was like, ‘yeah, I don’t really know what to say in this situation,” she said. “There’s no lying like I’m sitting in my own pee at this point.”
It will be pretty hard to top this bad date. Let’s hope she doesn’t have a worse one!
Watch her video here!
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