Just when you think the bar for men has hit bedrock, a guy hands his date a homemade invitation like he’s hosting a Chuck E. Cheese party, and then slaps her across the face twice mid-kiss!
A woman named Jordan, who goes by @jordyyyyclement on TikTok, matched with a guy on a dating app, and he crafted a pink invite for their first date.
It had their names at the top, Elijah and Jordan, and it announced right under that, “Best First Date Ever,” which was a curious choice.
Also included was the date, time, and a note for Jordan to bring her gorgeous eyes and smile along with her. Oh, and Elijah included their faces on it, too.
They went on the date, which was at an indoor mini golf place, and when it was over, Elijah drove Jordan back over to her apartment.
“He turns around, and he pulls out a bouquet of flowers. He goes, ‘This is why I was a little bit late.’ It was only a few minutes late, nothing noteworthy,” Jordan explained in her video.
“And then he pulls out something else! It’s a four-count bag of avocados. And I’m like, ‘Oh my gosh, look it, so silly goofy.’ He walks me to my apartment. We’re at the door. He kisses me, right?”
“Can you guess what happens? Can you guess what happens? You can’t. Ok, yeah, we’re kissing, and then he slaps me. Slaps me mid-kiss.”
Jordan was so shocked, she pulled back. Elijah proceeded to slap Jordan for a second time, and she was completely perturbed.
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Remember, he made an adorable invite to their first date, and he thoughtfully bought her flowers and some avocados because she told him she’s not a fan of chocolate, but she likes avocados.
So the slaps were a total 180 from the gentleman whom Jordan thought she had just gone out with. Jordan was wondering why the hilarious and kind version of Elijah vanished before her very eyes.
Elijah simply told her that he thought she liked it rough. Needless to say, Jordan never saw him again, as she does not, in fact, enjoy getting slapped across her face.
Oh, and she did report him on the app, so hopefully no other girls have to suffer from meeting this guy!
“Mine made a missing poster of me, and I’m not even kidding…,” one woman commented on Jordan’s video, revealing the most insane thing a man did on a date.
“This has literally happened to me,” another girl horrifyingly chimed in.
“In what world would that be an okay assumption to make?” another woman wondered (and I couldn’t agree more).
I can’t believe it’s 2026, and some men out there don’t understand the concept of keeping their hands to themselves.
By Bre Avery Zacharski
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