This Completely Honest Post About A Chihuahua That’s A Chucky Doll Stuck In A Dog’s Body Went Viral And Ended Up With Him Finding A Loving Home
Morris Plains, New Jersey. Prancer is a 2-year-old Chihuahua from Morris Plains, New Jersey who desperately was in need of a loving new home.
Although utterly adorable, Prancer is a pretty unique little guy who required a very specific situation, and his foster mom did not hold back in making that known.
His foster mom made a post on Facebook that was very upfront and honest about the home Prancer needed, and she also said he’s basically a Chucky doll stuck in a dog’s body.
Read on for the hilariously honest post she made about Prancer that wound up finding him his perfect family!
Facebook; pictured above Prancer relaxes in his bed
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Tyfanee explained in her post that when Prancer arrived at her house, he had on a cashmere sweater and his former owner included a bacon egg and cheese sandwich in his crate to go along with him.
An elderly woman used to own Prancer and she did pretty much treat him like a human, thus the bacon egg, and cheese.
“There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man-hating, animal-hating, children-hating dogs that look like gremlins,” Tyfanee admitted in her explanation of Prancer.
Facebook; pictured above Prancer enjoys the great outdoors
“I am convinced at this point he is not a real dog, but more like a vessel for a traumatized Victorian child that now haunts our home,” Tyfanee added.
She also pointed out that Prancer only likes women, so anyone with children, men, or other animals in the house wouldn’t be a good fit for him at all.
“So what are his good traits? He is loyal beyond belief, although to tell you a secret his complex is really just a facade for his fear,” Tyfanee continued.
“If someone tried to kill you I can guarantee he would run away screeching. But as far as companionship, you will never be alone again.”
“He likes to go for car rides, he is housebroken, he knows a few basic commands, he is quiet and non-destructive when left alone at home, and even though we call him bologna face he is kind of cute to look at.”
Facebook; pictured above Prancer shows off just how cute he is
“He also “smiles” when he is excited. His ideal home would be with a single woman, a mother, and daughter, or a lesbian couple.”
“You can’t live in an apartment or a condo unless you want him to ankle bite your neighbors. We already addressed the men and children situation.”
“If you have people over he would have to be put away like he’s a vacuum. I know finding someone who wants a Chucky doll in a dog’s body is hard, but I have to try.”
You can read Tyfanee’s whole post here.
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